The Outrageous Magician Who Made Me Question Reality Itself

By Miles Sunkest

So the other day I was walking down the street, just minding my own business. I had kind of a hangover, and wasn't quite sure where I was going. I just wanted to get out of the house, if you catch my drift. I passed by these really strange bar, and inside was this guy surrounded by beautiful women, so naturally I went inside to take a peek.

I looked inside and noticed this one guy doing all these random card tricks for the people inside. I walked in, and they seemed to be regular run of the mill card tricks that most people learn in second grade. He would have people guess a card, put it back in the deck, and then immediately tell them what card it was. Needless to say it was rather impressive.

After that he seemed to tap into the dark forces of evil. He used some kind of black magic to reach into peoples minds, and pull out information. Then he would go outside, and stop a random person on the street, and put them into some kind of hypnotic trance. Then under the hypnotic trance, they would tell everybody the secrets that this magician had psychically extracted from the first guy. Most people were shocked beyond expression.

After that, he started doing basic illusion tricks. Rabbits out of hats, birds out of shoe boxes, normal stuff that you'd find ads for in the back of popular science. He did make this girls bra disappear, which was pretty cool. I don't think she was too happy, though.

I decided to leave, and as I was walking out the front door, I heard a booming, mystical yet authoritative voice screaming from behind me. Like a cold desperate voice from the pits of eternal loneliness.

You must study the dark arts! You must explode magic tricks revealed and expose the secrets to all who wish to learn! It is up to you! Of course, I ran away as fast as I could, never to return to that strange place ever again. - 30290

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